Friday, June 13, 2008

The blasphemies of CVIT

Ladies and gentlemen this post talks about the spate of blasphemies that have occurred in CVIT over the last 2 years. CVIT is in the possession of beasts like 8800 gtx, 7950 gx2 and the quadro 5600. Every quarter we have a post by SKP that contain vivid pics of these beasts and SKP's ugly hand. The post invariably also contains a comment from obelix asking the CVIT bitches to stop showing off, something that they don't listen to.

These beautiful and expensive cards, meant to churn out millions of triangles per second to render the beautiful environs of crysis and assasins creed have been reduced to processing garbage(CUDA) code. This is akin to using a thoroughbred horse for drawing a cart filled with laundry.

And while my mind begins to grapple with the mind numbing blasphemies committed by CVIT, the two people who returned a semblance of dignity to the magnificent cards by gaming, are about to leave soon. Yes I'm referring to ORB and SKP.

Let us all unite to stop the blasphemies of CVIT. This is a call to all those working in CVIT. Screw vision, screw CUDA, screw your MS (let it take 3 years instead of 2)......But return those magnificent cards to their originally intended position of glory. Game away into the night.

PS: This is the most arbit post to appear in this blog or even in blogroll. This is the result of me finishing my work early and waiting for other people to complete theirs!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think skp and orb are not leaving. I doubt if they know latex enough to write their thesis (i deduced this from their status messages) :P

Anonymous said...

He he nice one.. :P

Sultan of Samarkand said...

No man. ORB and SKP are not leaving. Their love for gaming on the LCD TV and that monstrous GFX card will compel them to register for PhD under Prof. PJN

Anonymous said...

Maybe CVIT can lend those beasts to ppl who can put them to a better use... Gosh... new Prince of Persia is due and I won't be able to play it on my system :(

BTW... ur blogger profile says u r a female... is this true? :O :P

Unknown said...

nice post man! Will try 2 spread the joy of gaming 2 the dudes dont wry :)

Now I gotta try hard to leave, quite a good number of eyes are upon us :D hehe

Anonymous said...

hey a dip teacher will do 2 core of image processing n not there processsors....even in ur college ur profs maybe knowing programming 4 8085 8086 an 8051 u can't expect them 2 know wat rabbit core stands 4 u csn't expect a person 2 know everything...

Anonymous said...

oh oh u come 2 know know about CVIT by playing prince of persia and doom ha ha ha ha...how can u expect a teacher 2 know that there may not be even a book on this topic tereko bas itna pata hai ki this DIprocessor can resolve so many triangles per sec or it has so much graphics RAM are yaa r u should be knowing jow it is being implemented...its done using Verilog n aati hai tereko ye sab genius...come to 2nd floor of TTwe will show...are tu to TIFAC aaya hi nahi hoga ek bar wapas aa hyderabad se..top floor of TT...we have fuckin full industry setup there..from microproccessors to GPS anything u want n we are not jus touching the subjects n collecting digit magazines like u WE ARE AT THE CORE...are tu to bas digit magazine padhne wala banda lagta hai kabhi kitab bhi padh liya kar be...digit wali dhil ek prof. ko kya deta hai aur blog pe likh diya.itna smart kyon samajhta hai tu apne aap ko...

Sultan of Samarkand said...

@z and defleppard

You guys are so fucking lame man! Shoo!